Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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