We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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