i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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