check it out our google latitudes are spooning
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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