don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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