I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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