Me too!
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
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