it was like his penis was on wheels.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
