matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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