If i could tip my vagina, i would.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Randomize
