You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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