But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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