i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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