They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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