belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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