do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
the liver wants what the liver wants
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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