Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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