We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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