just come out here and I will go home with you...
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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