I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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