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Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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