What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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