we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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