Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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