I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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