She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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