Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I am available for nakedness
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
