i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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