If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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