im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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