Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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