Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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