butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize
