just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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