you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
His hands were made for my vagina.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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