I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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