I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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