clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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