The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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