I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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