I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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