I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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