I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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