all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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