all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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