Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
