He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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