She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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