I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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