she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
ttyl tear gas
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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